Gena Showalter “the darkest king”

I spent a whole five minutes planning your seduction. That’s six minutes longer than usual.” “That means you’re only twenty-four hours behind me
Sunny was born with an innate magic that prevented her from cursing, changing obscenities into flowers. Daisy replaced damn. Argh! D-a-m-n. Hellebore replaced h-e-l-l. Sage replaced s-h-i-t. Bluebell replacedb-a-s-t-a-r-d. and b-i-t-c-h. Aster replaced a-s-s, and freesia replaced f-u-c-k.
This was not a good turn. The unicorns of myth: Watch as I spread happiness across the land. The unicorns of reality: I’mma kill you and dance in your blood
A rejection is never fun, but one day, it might be a blessing. With their actions, people show us who they are. If your father can cut you from his life, he doesn’t deserve you.”
Listeria—a Hell realm named before the bacteria, known for its toxic atmosphere and criminal inhabitants.